War-time Aficionado Gifts

'Bring back rationing!'

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'Forget what?'

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

The unknown war poet.

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

Michael Caine

"Perhaps we should take a fresh look at the methods of the much maligned Spanish Inquisition."

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

Eye Off the Ball

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

Your tax $ at WAR.

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'

"I spent 18-plus years, $2 trillion and around 2,400 dead soldiers in Afghanistan, and all I got was. . . this lousy turban."

D-Day landings of walking fish.

"I should now like to make a few anti-Soviet remarks."

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Napoleon marches off alone

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

Gorbachev Changed the World

Army Man Playset 2020

If Bush Had Told Us the Truth After 9/11

Ad Valorem

In his Last Moments, A Soldier Seeks Forgiveness for his Sins (History of the Crusades).

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

Thaddeus was a noble, well respected horse, who was known for his loyalty and never asking 'Are We There Yet?'"

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."