Revolutionary War Aficionado Gifts

One if by land, two if by sea ... three if by air.

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

Will rule with iron fist for food.

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

Swells - Men's Fashion

The wine-shop

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

The unknown war poet.

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness." It's okay for a first draft, Thomas, but it'll be much better if you make it rhyme!

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

Eye Off the Ball

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

If Bush Had Told Us the Truth After 9/11

Ad Valorem

"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."

D-Day landings of walking fish.

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

"No taxation without representation!"

Benjamin Franklin

"Did any townspeople think 'The British Are Coming' was fake news?"

A group of ladies fearful to leave their cab as the cabman has mistletoe on his hat

Army of the Potomac- Evening Scene in Camp

The Jumping Tank

Eight Years Into the Fight

Dearest Eleanor, as our country fights this great battle of brother against brother, my sincerest hope is that future controversies will be resolved not with bloodshed but with sarcasm and aimless yelling on an invisible network of networks.

"How did they become our leaders, Dad? There are so many more of us. What's stopping us from charging them and throwing them out of society for good?"

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