American Revolution Aficionado Gifts

Oh great. Where are we going to find a locksmith willing to come out on a night like this?

Paul Revere Race

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

Will rule with iron fist for food.

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

The wine-shop

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."

The Death of Marat

"No taxation without representation!"

Benjamin Franklin

"Did any townspeople think 'The British Are Coming' was fake news?"

"How did they become our leaders, Dad? There are so many more of us. What's stopping us from charging them and throwing them out of society for good?"

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

Assasination Attempt on Tsar Alexander II

Constitution of the United States (First Draft)

'The meek will inherit coal mine safety violations, and the human health and the death toll.'

'I called Louis XVI and Robespierre answered!'

Death of Fidel Castro

Cuban Revolution.

"I'll check the minutes of the last meeting, but I've got 'September Revolution' pencilled in."

Declaration of 3rd French Republic, 1870

'Someone will have to row.'

"Just remember. . . one if by land, two if by sea. . .one if by land, two if by sea. . .Dang!"

'The Zenith of French Glory; The Pinnacle of Liberty'- Execution of Louis XVI and Beginning of War

"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."

"I know - what if I promise them change?"

'What did we do before China made everything?'

Back in the old days, when mob rule etiquette counted for something.

"You've got to be brave now, but...there is no 'good' fascism."

Sphinx Victory