American Revolution Aficionado Gifts

Oh great. Where are we going to find a locksmith willing to come out on a night like this?

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Paul Revere Race

'You can just forget about the cake.'

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

Will rule with iron fist for food.

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

The wine-shop

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness." It's okay for a first draft, Thomas, but it'll be much better if you make it rhyme!

The Death of Marat

"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."

"No taxation without representation!"

"Did any townspeople think 'The British Are Coming' was fake news?"

Benjamin Franklin

"How did they become our leaders, Dad? There are so many more of us. What's stopping us from charging them and throwing them out of society for good?"

Declaration of Independence. Legend has it that John Hancock signed his name extra large to annoy King George. The quill must have come from a mocking bird!

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

Assasination Attempt on Tsar Alexander II

Constitution of the United States (First Draft)

Cuban Revolution.

"I'll check the minutes of the last meeting, but I've got 'September Revolution' pencilled in."

Death of Fidel Castro

'I called Louis XVI and Robespierre answered!'

'The meek will inherit coal mine safety violations, and the human health and the death toll.'

Declaration of 3rd French Republic, 1870

'Someone will have to row.'

"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."

"Just remember. . . one if by land, two if by sea. . .one if by land, two if by sea. . .Dang!"

'The Zenith of French Glory; The Pinnacle of Liberty'- Execution of Louis XVI and Beginning of War

"I know - what if I promise them change?"

"It's the price we pay for living an alternative lifestyle."