American Revolution Lover Gifts

Washington Had Insomnia Here.

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

Will rule with iron fist for food.

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

The wine-shop

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness." It's okay for a first draft, Thomas, but it'll be much better if you make it rhyme!

"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."

The Death of Marat

"No taxation without representation!"

"Did any townspeople think 'The British Are Coming' was fake news?"

Benjamin Franklin

Declaration of Independence. Legend has it that John Hancock signed his name extra large to annoy King George. The quill must have come from a mocking bird!

"How did they become our leaders, Dad? There are so many more of us. What's stopping us from charging them and throwing them out of society for good?"

Assasination Attempt on Tsar Alexander II

Constitution of the United States (First Draft)

'I called Louis XVI and Robespierre answered!'

Declaration of 3rd French Republic, 1870

"I'll check the minutes of the last meeting, but I've got 'September Revolution' pencilled in."

Death of Fidel Castro

Cuban Revolution.

'Someone will have to row.'

'The Zenith of French Glory; The Pinnacle of Liberty'- Execution of Louis XVI and Beginning of War

"Just remember. . . one if by land, two if by sea. . .one if by land, two if by sea. . .Dang!"

"I know - what if I promise them change?"

Sphinx Victory

Back in the old days, when mob rule etiquette counted for something.

"Where do you see yourself in five years time?"

'Hurry, we have to give out pamphlets. Are you going to be in that bath all day, Marat?'

"It's the price we pay for living an alternative lifestyle."