French Revolution Enthusiast Gifts

'I don't care if you know Robespierre, citizen. Not recycling is greater Paris is anti-revolutionary and a capital offence.'

'He's the 'ed 'itter.'

'I called Louis XVI and Robespierre answered!'

"Do you do contactless?"

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

Will rule with iron fist for food.

The wine-shop

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness." It's okay for a first draft, Thomas, but it'll be much better if you make it rhyme!

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

"Richelieu, Voltaire, Napoleon...no wonder you know so much about these people. I'm sure you met them personally!"

The Death of Marat

"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."

"No taxation without representation!"

"Did any townspeople think 'The British Are Coming' was fake news?"

Benjamin Franklin

Declaration of Independence. Legend has it that John Hancock signed his name extra large to annoy King George. The quill must have come from a mocking bird!

"How did they become our leaders, Dad? There are so many more of us. What's stopping us from charging them and throwing them out of society for good?"

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

Assasination Attempt on Tsar Alexander II

Cuban Revolution.

'I called Louis XVI and Robespierre answered!'

Declaration of 3rd French Republic, 1870

Death of Fidel Castro

"I'll check the minutes of the last meeting, but I've got 'September Revolution' pencilled in."

'Someone will have to row.'

'The Zenith of French Glory; The Pinnacle of Liberty'- Execution of Louis XVI and Beginning of War

"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."

"I know - what if I promise them change?"

"I have to go wee-wee."