French Revolution Fan Gifts

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

'There's nowhere quite like Paris in the springtime!'

"I have to go wee-wee."

The Napoleonic Mail-Boat

The Death of Marat

'Would sir be interested in purchasing this limited edition DVD of all todays action?'

'Where will you be headed, miss?'

Hats Sale at the Bastille

"Say when!"

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Will rule with iron fist for food.

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

The wine-shop

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness." It's okay for a first draft, Thomas, but it'll be much better if you make it rhyme!

"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."

"No taxation without representation!"

Benjamin Franklin

"How did they become our leaders, Dad? There are so many more of us. What's stopping us from charging them and throwing them out of society for good?"

Declaration of Independence. Legend has it that John Hancock signed his name extra large to annoy King George. The quill must have come from a mocking bird!

Assasination Attempt on Tsar Alexander II

Napoleon in Therapist's Room.

'I called Louis XVI and Robespierre answered!'

Declaration of 3rd French Republic, 1870

Cuban Revolution.

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

Death of Fidel Castro

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

Great moments in shopping

"I'll check the minutes of the last meeting, but I've got 'September Revolution' pencilled in."