French Revolution Fanatic Gifts

"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."

'I called Louis XVI and Robespierre answered!'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Will rule with iron fist for food.

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

The wine-shop

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness." It's okay for a first draft, Thomas, but it'll be much better if you make it rhyme!

The Death of Marat

"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."

"Richelieu, Voltaire, Napoleon...no wonder you know so much about these people. I'm sure you met them personally!"

"No taxation without representation!"

Benjamin Franklin

Declaration of Independence. Legend has it that John Hancock signed his name extra large to annoy King George. The quill must have come from a mocking bird!

"How did they become our leaders, Dad? There are so many more of us. What's stopping us from charging them and throwing them out of society for good?"

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

Assasination Attempt on Tsar Alexander II

Michelangelo

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

"I'll check the minutes of the last meeting, but I've got 'September Revolution' pencilled in."

Cuban Revolution.

'I called Louis XVI and Robespierre answered!'

Death of Fidel Castro

Declaration of 3rd French Republic, 1870

'Someone will have to row.'

'The Zenith of French Glory; The Pinnacle of Liberty'- Execution of Louis XVI and Beginning of War

"I know - what if I promise them change?"

Castro 1.0

"It's the price we pay for living an alternative lifestyle."

"You've got to be brave now, but...there is no 'good' fascism."

'Hey Dad, we learned to speak French at school today, listen: Cocorico!'

Back in the old days, when mob rule etiquette counted for something.