Revolutionary Fanatic Gifts

" ... and put your cell phones on vibrate."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'You can just forget about the cake.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

Will rule with iron fist for food.

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

The wine-shop

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Signing the declaration of independence.

"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

The Death of Marat

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

Otto von Bismarck

"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."

"No taxation without representation!"

Benjamin Franklin

"How did they become our leaders, Dad? There are so many more of us. What's stopping us from charging them and throwing them out of society for good?"

Declaration of Independence. Legend has it that John Hancock signed his name extra large to annoy King George. The quill must have come from a mocking bird!

Assasination Attempt on Tsar Alexander II

Michelangelo

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

"I'll check the minutes of the last meeting, but I've got 'September Revolution' pencilled in."

'I called Louis XVI and Robespierre answered!'

Declaration of 3rd French Republic, 1870

Cuban Revolution.

Hello, Mary Popmedia. Who do you think you are? A citizen journalist. Ha. You have no training, no experience. What gives you the right? The first amendment! Or is it the second amendment? I have the experience to look up the answer.

Death of Fidel Castro

'The Zenith of French Glory; The Pinnacle of Liberty'- Execution of Louis XVI and Beginning of War

"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."

'35,000 twitter followers, but no real friends...'