French Fanatic Gifts

'It's the French Government - they want us to return all the words we borrowed from their language.'

'Hey Dad, we learned to speak French at school today, listen: Cocorico!'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

The Fourth Little Pig

Jean-Paul Sartre

The tooth fairy.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'You can just forget about the cake.'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Lady of the bath...

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

Warrior Woman

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Newt sale

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Catasaurus

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"This will be a tricky operation."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'