French Flair Enthusiast Gifts

'We may not look like much, but the French accent works wonders with the ladies...'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Victor Hugo

Jean-Paul Sartre

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

French Early Bird

Voltaire

Charles Baudelaire

Eugene Ionesco

French Army knife

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

Jean Cocteau

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

"The worst is behind us!"

French Animal Noises.

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"

François Guizot

Culinary Culture.

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

Justice for a heckler.

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

Ben Foden Brings Flair and Adventure to the Party

"Says here that 50 baboons escaped from the Paris Zoo! I think this explains the Nutella riots!"

Marcel Proust 1811-1922

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

Department de Philosophie

Emile Durkheim

Trilby - 'Voila l'espayce de hom ker jer swee!'