French Culture Aficionado Gifts

Guy reading Accordion Monthly, which has bellows in the middle.

Snail orders 'hommes' in a restaurant.

Satire on the Napoleonic Code

''L'etat c'est moi'? -- Are you sure you want to accept that much responsibility?'

Charles Baudelaire

Somewhere in France - Meg and Peg explain how the thief made off with their baguettes

Somewhere in France: Dr. Hallowell experiments with existentialism

Paris is baffled - how did the best French secret agent "blow" his cover?

Je renonce - Francois Hollande

Only I can save the French Republic now.

Francois Hollande Affair

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

'Look! That French guy marks his territory!'

'What's this 'two famous French wines'?'

Bugger.

"Je peux garder mes chaussettes?"

Enmanuel Macron

Slow - opinions Reçues.

Jean Cocteau

Culinary Culture.

Giuseppe Fieschi, drawing made during his trial for the attempted assassination of Louis-Philippe

François Guizot

"By the way—the cake is delicious!"

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

Jean-Paul Sartre

Honoré de Balzac

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

French Early Bird

Voltaire

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

French Army knife

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."