French Culture Admirer Gifts

Department de Philosophie

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Does anyone have experience operating this thing?' 'MOI!'

Bernard Palissy

"C'est la guerre."

"Says here that 50 baboons escaped from the Paris Zoo! I think this explains the Nutella riots!"

Marcel Proust 1811-1922

Voting in France

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

Croquembouche.

Victor Hugo

Pierre Corneille

Francois Hollande

'I remember Golden Days when an artist could compromise his principles and make a decent living by selling out,'

Tour de France champ Henri Pélissier

Swamp creature with French baguette.

French Animal Noises.

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Jean-Paul Sartre

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

French Early Bird

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

Voltaire

French Army knife

Charles Baudelaire

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

Eugene Delacroix

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

Culinary Culture.

Jean Cocteau

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

François Guizot