Fan Of French Revolution Gifts

Tips for the executioner.

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Will rule with iron fist for food.

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

The wine-shop

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

The Death of Marat

"Richelieu, Voltaire, Napoleon...no wonder you know so much about these people. I'm sure you met them personally!"

"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."

"No taxation without representation!"

Benjamin Franklin

"Did any townspeople think 'The British Are Coming' was fake news?"

"How did they become our leaders, Dad? There are so many more of us. What's stopping us from charging them and throwing them out of society for good?"

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

Assasination Attempt on Tsar Alexander II

"I'll check the minutes of the last meeting, but I've got 'September Revolution' pencilled in."

Great moments in shopping

Death of Fidel Castro

Cuban Revolution.

'I called Louis XVI and Robespierre answered!'

Declaration of 3rd French Republic, 1870

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

'Someone will have to row.'

'The Zenith of French Glory; The Pinnacle of Liberty'- Execution of Louis XVI and Beginning of War

"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."

"I know - what if I promise them change?"

Back in the old days, when mob rule etiquette counted for something.

Sphinx Victory

"It's the price we pay for living an alternative lifestyle."