American Revolution Fan Gifts

'Someone will have to row.'

'Nice Declaration of Independence, Tom, but some of this stuff about the King might be construed as hate speech.'

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

"No taxation period!"

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

Will rule with iron fist for food.

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

The wine-shop

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness." It's okay for a first draft, Thomas, but it'll be much better if you make it rhyme!

"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."

The Death of Marat

"No taxation without representation!"

"Did any townspeople think 'The British Are Coming' was fake news?"

Benjamin Franklin

Declaration of Independence. Legend has it that John Hancock signed his name extra large to annoy King George. The quill must have come from a mocking bird!

"How did they become our leaders, Dad? There are so many more of us. What's stopping us from charging them and throwing them out of society for good?"

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

Assasination Attempt on Tsar Alexander II

Constitution of the United States (First Draft)

'I called Louis XVI and Robespierre answered!'

Declaration of 3rd French Republic, 1870

"I'll check the minutes of the last meeting, but I've got 'September Revolution' pencilled in."

Death of Fidel Castro

Cuban Revolution.

'The Zenith of French Glory; The Pinnacle of Liberty'- Execution of Louis XVI and Beginning of War

"Just remember. . . one if by land, two if by sea. . .one if by land, two if by sea. . .Dang!"

"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."

"I know - what if I promise them change?"

"I have to go wee-wee."