Revolution Enthusiasts Gifts

'I've found a cafe just 300 yards from where you're standing. We could meet their for a latte.'

'I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!!'

'When I accepted full responsibility, that was just a manner of speaking!'

"I believe in the overthrow of a government to affect a socioeconomic change!..."

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

Will rule with iron fist for food.

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

The wine-shop

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness." It's okay for a first draft, Thomas, but it'll be much better if you make it rhyme!

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."

The Death of Marat

"No taxation without representation!"

Benjamin Franklin

"Did any townspeople think 'The British Are Coming' was fake news?"

Declaration of Independence. Legend has it that John Hancock signed his name extra large to annoy King George. The quill must have come from a mocking bird!

"How did they become our leaders, Dad? There are so many more of us. What's stopping us from charging them and throwing them out of society for good?"

Intermediate Slouching.

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

Assasination Attempt on Tsar Alexander II

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

Death of Fidel Castro

'The meek will inherit coal mine safety violations, and the human health and the death toll.'

"I'll check the minutes of the last meeting, but I've got 'September Revolution' pencilled in."

Cuban Revolution.

'I called Louis XVI and Robespierre answered!'

Declaration of 3rd French Republic, 1870

'Someone will have to row.'

'The Zenith of French Glory; The Pinnacle of Liberty'- Execution of Louis XVI and Beginning of War