Cultural Revolution Enthusiasts Gifts

Estranged Thanksgiving Tables Throughout The Years

Great Chinese Dynasties

Omara Portuondo

World Tour.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Introducing Piza Island.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Then what happened?"

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

Will rule with iron fist for food.

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Zora Neale Hurston

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

The wine-shop

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Easter Candy Island.

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

Gone Fishing

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

TV stage door

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"