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Tips for the executioner.

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

Will rule with iron fist for food.

The wine-shop

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness." It's okay for a first draft, Thomas, but it'll be much better if you make it rhyme!

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

The Death of Marat

"Richelieu, Voltaire, Napoleon...no wonder you know so much about these people. I'm sure you met them personally!"

"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."

"No taxation without representation!"

Benjamin Franklin

"Did any townspeople think 'The British Are Coming' was fake news?"

"How did they become our leaders, Dad? There are so many more of us. What's stopping us from charging them and throwing them out of society for good?"

Declaration of Independence. Legend has it that John Hancock signed his name extra large to annoy King George. The quill must have come from a mocking bird!

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

Assasination Attempt on Tsar Alexander II

"I'll check the minutes of the last meeting, but I've got 'September Revolution' pencilled in."

'I called Louis XVI and Robespierre answered!'

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

Death of Fidel Castro

Declaration of 3rd French Republic, 1870

Great moments in shopping

Cuban Revolution.

'Someone will have to row.'

'The Zenith of French Glory; The Pinnacle of Liberty'- Execution of Louis XVI and Beginning of War

"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."

"I know - what if I promise them change?"

"It's the price we pay for living an alternative lifestyle."

Back in the old days, when mob rule etiquette counted for something.