French History Fan T-Shirts

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Great moments in shopping

Jean-Paul Sartre

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

French Early Bird

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

Oedipus

Voltaire

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

Maypole

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

French Army knife

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Charles Baudelaire

Saint Patrick

François Guizot

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

Charles Baudelaire.

Eugene Delacroix

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

"Richelieu, Voltaire, Napoleon...no wonder you know so much about these people. I'm sure you met them personally!"