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The Count of Monte Cristo.

"He says he won't wear a mask."

Philippe Petain

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Victor Hugo

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Honoré de Balzac

Jean-Paul Sartre

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

The Gettysburg Address in process.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Sphinx Comes Alive

French Early Bird

Swells - Men's Fashion

Shakespeare's Brain

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

Voltaire

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

1950's.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

Beetles Crossing sign on Abbey Road

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

"Don't forget the screenplay."