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Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Victor Hugo

Servicemen.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Jean-Paul Sartre

'You can just forget about the cake.'

Knight Golfing

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Where was the TSA?'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Moses' Tablet

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"It is we."

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Julius is writing a memoir of his youth, but doesn't know what to call it. "Caesar's Salad Days"!

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

New Resident of Downing Street

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Nobody Upstages Trump!

"I'm having my entrails read."

French Early Bird

Un ballo in maschera

Caption Contest TK

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

Voltaire

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.