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Napoleon Bonaparte

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Victor Hugo

"I think he was a celebrity."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Jean-Paul Sartre

Southwark Fair.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The International and May Day Terrorism

Cut!

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Paul Ree

"All my symptoms are old ... "

That's What Happens

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Trump secret police

The Gettysburg Address in process.

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

The High Line at Giza

Pearly King and Queen

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

The Other Cooperstown

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'