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Napoleon Bonaparte

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Southwark Fair.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The International and May Day Terrorism

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Trump secret police

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Paul Ree

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

The Gettysburg Address in process.

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

After the Sentence

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

The Other Cooperstown