French History Aficionado Gifts

The Count of Monte Cristo.

"He says he won't wear a mask."

Philippe Petain

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Jean-Paul Sartre

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Honoré de Balzac

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

The Gettysburg Address in process.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Sphinx Comes Alive

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

French Early Bird

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Swells - Men's Fashion

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Shakespeare's Brain

1950's.

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

Voltaire

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

Cures for Ye Plague

Charles Baudelaire

French Army knife

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

'The gods are perplexing.'