Revolution Devotee Gifts

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Will rule with iron fist for food.

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

The wine-shop

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"All those in favor of adjourning for treats, raise your hands?"

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness." It's okay for a first draft, Thomas, but it'll be much better if you make it rhyme!

The Hug

"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."

The Death of Marat

"No taxation without representation!"

Benjamin Franklin

Declaration of Independence. Legend has it that John Hancock signed his name extra large to annoy King George. The quill must have come from a mocking bird!

Such an Important Election. But Why?

"How did they become our leaders, Dad? There are so many more of us. What's stopping us from charging them and throwing them out of society for good?"

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

"Would you like your MP not to stand at the next election?"

'So, that's settled - the eyes have it!'

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

Give Thanks.

Assasination Attempt on Tsar Alexander II

Constitution of the United States (First Draft)

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

Declaration of 3rd French Republic, 1870

Cuban Revolution.

"I'll check the minutes of the last meeting, but I've got 'September Revolution' pencilled in."

'I called Louis XVI and Robespierre answered!'

Death of Fidel Castro

'Someone will have to row.'

'The Zenith of French Glory; The Pinnacle of Liberty'- Execution of Louis XVI and Beginning of War

"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."