Revolutionary War Aficionado Pillows

One if by land, two if by sea ... three if by air.

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

Will rule with iron fist for food.

Swells - Men's Fashion

The wine-shop

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

The unknown war poet.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

D-Day landings of walking fish.

Ad Valorem

"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."

"No taxation without representation!"

A group of ladies fearful to leave their cab as the cabman has mistletoe on his hat

Benjamin Franklin

"Did any townspeople think 'The British Are Coming' was fake news?"

Army of the Potomac- Evening Scene in Camp

Thaddeus was a noble, well respected horse, who was known for his loyalty and never asking 'Are We There Yet?'"

The Jumping Tank

Dearest Eleanor, as our country fights this great battle of brother against brother, my sincerest hope is that future controversies will be resolved not with bloodshed but with sarcasm and aimless yelling on an invisible network of networks.