War Aficionado Pillows

'Not another war film.'

'It's for close tank combat.'

"Italian Prisoners of War" - F.S.Lowry

"Over there they bombed their own troops, but we lost any advantage, because over here we bombed our own troops."

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

Michael Caine

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Army Man Playset 2020

Napoleon marches off alone

"I spent 18-plus years, $2 trillion and around 2,400 dead soldiers in Afghanistan, and all I got was. . . this lousy turban."

Banting in the Yeomanry

Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

D-Day landings of walking fish.

Remounts for the Yeomanry

Iron clad sailors

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

01/08/45

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."

Thaddeus was a noble, well respected horse, who was known for his loyalty and never asking 'Are We There Yet?'"