Battle Aficionado Pillows

Hat, Trident, Net...

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

Warrior Woman

Epic Battles

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Lost around a military base.

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Kamikaze Colour

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

"Lemming Boot Camp"

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'

Vladimir Putin.

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'