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'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

Michael Caine

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

A street fight.

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

"Here's the weak point."

Army Man Playset 2020

Banting in the Yeomanry

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.

Napoleon marches off alone

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Remounts for the Yeomanry

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

"Hey Ref - any chance you can get those buzzards to quit circling over my fighter?"

'It's good to see you sweating off your stress.'

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Dogfights/Drone Fights

Sailor and mine