Combat Enthusiasts Pillows

"He's punch drunk and confused."

Universal Soldier/ Local Anaesthetic

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Lost around a military base.

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Kamikaze Colour

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

Progress?

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Lemming Boot Camp"

A street fight.

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

Vladimir Putin.

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'