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'. . . keep swinging, the draught might give him a cold.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"So, what are you reading?"

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

A street fight.

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Dogfights/Drone Fights

'It's good to see you sweating off your stress.'

"Hey Ref - any chance you can get those buzzards to quit circling over my fighter?"

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'Such petulance!'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

Roman paramedic.

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Mike Tyson

The Joust

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

'Why are they all picking on me?'

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

BREAK TIME! Take a break!

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Universal Soldier/ Local Anaesthetic

Black BeltBlue BeltBlack and Blue Belt.

'Maybe we should just quit while we can.'

UFC on steroids...

'The thing I liked best about being an amateur is that the other guy was an amateur too!'

'Either of you done any kick-boxing before?'

'I want a clear, fair fight - ah, what am I saying? - just beat the heck out of each other.'