Combat Sport Fan Pillows

'Either of you done any kick-boxing before?'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Let's go over our secret play.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"So, what are you reading?"

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'I win!'

A street fight.

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Wrestling Champion.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'It's good to see you sweating off your stress.'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

'He has a great left hook,'

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

The Joust

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Really big bang

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Such petulance!'