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'Either of you done any kick-boxing before?'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Let's go over our secret play.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"So, what are you reading?"

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'I win!'

A street fight.

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Wrestling Champion.

"Hey Ref - any chance you can get those buzzards to quit circling over my fighter?"

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'It's good to see you sweating off your stress.'

What's this for? Screwing up my Lacrosse career. Slam! Are you ok, honey? Tough tryout. I thought they had already chosen the team. They have. Now they're determining the pecking order. Is Teddy's health care paid up?

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'He has a great left hook,'

'Such petulance!'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

Really big bang

"Foul!"