Combat Sports Admirer Pillows

'Maybe we should just quit while we can.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

First Prize!

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

A street fight.

The Red Baron meets his match.

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

'It's good to see you sweating off your stress.'

"Hey Ref - any chance you can get those buzzards to quit circling over my fighter?"

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Mike Tyson

'Such petulance!'

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

Winning athlete collapsed on podium.

Angel Basketball

'Sorry, I knocked him out when I threw in the towel.'

"I understand your concern, but 'You can't lose face if you don't run the race' isn't the competitive spirit we're looking for here on the track team."

BREAK TIME! Take a break!

Universal Soldier/ Local Anaesthetic

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Black BeltBlue BeltBlack and Blue Belt.

'This goalie used to be a jockey.'

UFC on steroids...

'Either of you done any kick-boxing before?'

J. Willems - batting champ, home run champ, tested negative for steroids.

'I want a clear, fair fight - ah, what am I saying? - just beat the heck out of each other.'

'He looks mean. Avoid eye contact.'

'You'd be a good boxer except for two things. . .Your hands.'

"Well, y' know what they say - there's no substitute for experience!"

'No wait. It's not the end of the round. It's just my mobile ringing.'