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Black BeltBlue BeltBlack and Blue Belt.

'I want a clear, fair fight - ah, what am I saying? - just beat the heck out of each other.'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'I'm not worried about his one-two, it's the left-right-elbow-head, his one-two-three-four that's bothering me!'

Kuk sool won

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'Let's go over our secret play.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"So, what are you reading?"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

A street fight.

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Wrestling Champion.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'It's good to see you sweating off your stress.'

"Hey Ref - any chance you can get those buzzards to quit circling over my fighter?"

What's this for? Screwing up my Lacrosse career. Slam! Are you ok, honey? Tough tryout. I thought they had already chosen the team. They have. Now they're determining the pecking order. Is Teddy's health care paid up?

'Look out for his low punches.'

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

Really big bang

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'He has a great left hook,'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."