Fight Aficionado Pillows

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Use your words!

'Hope you don't mind. . . I have a stomach ache.'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'You got a good offer to endorse a new painkiller.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Hugh fans!"

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

Sylvester Stallone

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

"Hold on - the ref is checking the rule book."

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

Martial Arts

"Smite him, my son!"

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Barack Skywalker

Boxing gym: get your jabs here

"Relax, just watch out for his left hook."

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'