Fight Club Aficionado Pillows

'A couple of the other dads and I were thinking of starting up a fight club. . . you in?'

'I want a clear, fair fight - ah, what am I saying? - just beat the heck out of each other.'

Fight Club.

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

Barack Skywalker

Martial Arts

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

Attorney Punching Bag

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

The Knockout.

Pillow Fight Club men having fights with pillows in a secret underground club.

'Senior ultimate fighting.'

Oh, don't worry about my husband — he's out of town on his silly ninja business.

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

SNOW WARS: The fight-back

'You have a red belt already?'

'This is a crash course.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

"So would Chuck Norris be impressed with my kick or mad about the bag?!"

'No hitting below the belt.'

Boxing Bull Fight

The Karate Master

'You're either very brave or very stupid.' 'Pah! Shows what you know. I'm very brave AND very stupid!'

'A quick trim, I just heard the fight's going to be televised.'