Fight Club Aficionado Mugs

'A couple of the other dads and I were thinking of starting up a fight club. . . you in?'

'I want a clear, fair fight - ah, what am I saying? - just beat the heck out of each other.'

Fight Club.

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

Martial Arts

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Attorney Punching Bag

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

The Knockout.

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

Oh, don't worry about my husband — he's out of town on his silly ninja business.

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

'Senior ultimate fighting.'

SNOW WARS: The fight-back

'You have a red belt already?'

'This is a crash course.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

"Ok! Not the best technique but good power!"

Ninja Rule no#1: never wear corduroy.

The Karate Master

'A quick trim, I just heard the fight's going to be televised.'

'No hitting below the belt.'

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

'You're either very brave or very stupid.' 'Pah! Shows what you know. I'm very brave AND very stupid!'

Boxing Bull Fight