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Boxer using referee to defend himself in match

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

scrabble love

Mayo-A-Mayo

Playing cards.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Jason's fighting style was heavily influenced by his love of West Side Story.

'I think my boss is trying to intimidate me, and I get the feeling that I can forget that promotion and raise I was up for.'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

"Well, Martha, I certainly hope your Scrabble victories keep you warm at night!"

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

'Senior ultimate fighting.'

'What do we do now? I can't count to ten can you?'

SNOW WARS: The fight-back

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

'You've won almost every hand, so if I were you, I'd lose a hand, just so they don't get too angry.'

And in the red corner with a record of 0 wins, 42 losses, it's Eddie 'Can't fight his way out of a wet paper bag' Turner.

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'