Fight Club Member Mugs

'You have a red belt already?'

Martial Arts: Beginners Welcome.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Wrestling Champion.

"Hey Ref - any chance you can get those buzzards to quit circling over my fighter?"

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the Wood

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

The Knockout.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

'What do we do now? I can't count to ten can you?'

'Such petulance!'

'He has a great left hook,'

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

Mike Tyson

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Look out for his low punches.'

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'