Fight Club Member Gifts

'You have a red belt already?'

Martial Arts: Beginners Welcome.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Wrestling Champion.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

The Knockout.

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

'He has a great left hook,'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'It's the paperwork you need to fill out to show that we're focussing on patients needs.'

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

No hitting below the belt!

'Such petulance!'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'What do we do now? I can't count to ten can you?'

'Look out for his low punches.'