Fight Fans Gifts

'Senior ultimate fighting.'

'He looks mean. Avoid eye contact.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Jason's fighting style was heavily influenced by his love of West Side Story.

Wrestling Champion.

"Hey Ref - any chance you can get those buzzards to quit circling over my fighter?"

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the Wood

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'Look out for his low punches.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

'Such petulance!'

'He has a great left hook,'

Mike Tyson

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

'What do we do now? I can't count to ten can you?'

"That's what I thought at first, too, but it turns out you have a case of bird flu!"

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."