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'Senior ultimate fighting.'

'He looks mean. Avoid eye contact.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Jason's fighting style was heavily influenced by his love of West Side Story.

Wrestling Champion.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'He has a great left hook,'

'What do we do now? I can't count to ten can you?'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

No hitting below the belt!

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

'Such petulance!'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Look out for his low punches.'

"That's what I thought at first, too, but it turns out you have a case of bird flu!"