Fight Night Fan Pillows

'Your hands-off approach isn't working.'

'Tit for tat boxing match.'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

"Sure you've got him worried - he's thinking he may be done for GBH!"

'Yeah, first I just wanna say: owwie ow ow, oh god this hurts... so anyways...'

'I may have lost, but I gave as good as I got.' 'Yes, indeed. We saw you beating the hell out of the referee.'

'Before we start - Would you like a goodnight kiss?'

"...and the undisputed winner is..."

'He's clean!!'

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

"Yar gotta avoid bein' a bit stiff to stop becoming' a stiff."

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

Muhammad Ali

"When you get back out there, I want you to make him think you're losing."

Elbows vs. Knees

Thank goodness, SAVED by the Bell!'

Large boxer with tattoo on chest - 'Prepare to meet thy maker'.

'What do we do now? I can't count to ten can you?'

'That's it! Go for a quick knockout!'

Boxer killing another one

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

A foo and hith money are thoon parted

'The champ has absolutely no respect for his opponent's punching power.'

'I want a good, clean fight. And if I don't see you after this round, hard luck.'

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

Knock Out.

'The bell rang, we both moved to the centre of the ring, he held out his hand and said 'Welcome to the pro ranks, kid.' ...and that's all I remember.'

'I know that your opponent beat the piss out of you, but I still need your urine sample in this cup.'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Turkish Democracy

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Mayo-A-Mayo