Fight Night Fanatic Pillows

Why didn't you throw in the towel? They're all in the wash.

While You Were Out Cold

"And the Champ's legs are going..."

"Dang! This guy's good!"

Face off.

And in the red corner with a record of 0 wins, 42 losses, it's Eddie 'Can't fight his way out of a wet paper bag' Turner.

Rocky Smith finally met his match.

"I've changed my mind, we'll have three twelve minute rounds!"

Mayo-A-Mayo

"I don't know who he is, but every time he comes in a fight starts"

'Then I hit him with my three-legged punch. . .I hit him with my stool.'

'Sorry, I knocked him out when I threw in the towel.'

Rocko the Boxer

"Hey Ref - any chance you can get those buzzards to quit circling over my fighter?"

UFC on steroids...

Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the Wood

Prize vegetables.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Wrestling Champion.

'I was never good a this game. The pieces keep slithering away!'

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'