Fight Night Fanatic Pillows

Why didn't you throw in the towel? They're all in the wash.

While You Were Out Cold

"And the Champ's legs are going..."

Face off.

And in the red corner with a record of 0 wins, 42 losses, it's Eddie 'Can't fight his way out of a wet paper bag' Turner.

Rocky Smith finally met his match.

"I've changed my mind, we'll have three twelve minute rounds!"

Mayo-A-Mayo

"I don't know who he is, but every time he comes in a fight starts"

'Then I hit him with my three-legged punch. . .I hit him with my stool.'

'Sorry, I knocked him out when I threw in the towel.'

Rocko the Boxer

UFC on steroids...

Prize vegetables.

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Wrestling Champion.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'I was never good a this game. The pieces keep slithering away!'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

"If anyone asks, I did this."