Fight Night Spectator Pillows

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

"I AM at my usual position."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Mayo-A-Mayo

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Cat park"

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Wrestling Champion.

Jason's fighting style was heavily influenced by his love of West Side Story.

Octopus in the bleachers.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

Fighting Gondoliers.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'