Fight Night Lover Pillows

"Watch out for his being better at boxing than you."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Bryan Ferry

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

'S'more wine?'

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Mayo-A-Mayo

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Biliard Enthusiast

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

"I like Chardonnay, but I like saying 'Pinot Grigio.'"

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Sacrlet harlot.

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

"Shall we have 'Glorious B****rds' next"

Sparklers

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

"Most men have a tankard, but oh no, not you."

'What do we do now? I can't count to ten can you?'

'Compliments of the gentleman at the end of the bar.'

"If anyone asks, I did this."

Math Lounge