Fight Night Lover Gifts

"Watch out for his being better at boxing than you."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Do you mind?"

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

Bryan Ferry

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

'S'more wine?'

Mayo-A-Mayo

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"I like Chardonnay, but I like saying 'Pinot Grigio.'"

Biliard Enthusiast

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Sparklers

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the Wood

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

"Shall we have 'Glorious B****rds' next"

"Hey Ref - any chance you can get those buzzards to quit circling over my fighter?"

Sacrlet harlot.

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

"If anyone asks, I did this."

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

'Compliments of the gentleman at the end of the bar.'

Mike Tyson

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."