Loving Fighter Gifts

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

"So, what are you reading?"

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

Man proposes holding a balloon.

'He has some unresolved issues.'

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

Formula One car models

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

'You're either very brave or very stupid.' 'Pah! Shows what you know. I'm very brave AND very stupid!'

'No hitting below the belt.'

'A quick trim, I just heard the fight's going to be televised.'

Boxing Bull Fight

'How am I? How long have you got?!'

Umbrella fight.

'I have this overwhelming urge to clobber somebody.'

'I'm calling off the fight, Ref- he has me way too intimidated!'

'Going into sudden death overtime is serious business with these teams.'

'I'll be glad when this guy's large muscles cause him to tire badly during these late rounds.'

"Luke, use the fork!"

"Well, if you know of a better military re-enactment club, go to it."

Ski slope jousting.

'Please, Ref. If you stop the fight now it means the end of my career.' 'Oh, very well.' 'Round one!'

'We had a meaningful confrontation, and I lost.'

Sticky Kung-fu

A boxer fights a heart shaped punching bag.

'I dink he boke by doze!' 'ENUNCIATE! 'I THINK he BROKE MY NOSE.'

NFL is jerk to fans

"Use diplomacy. If that fails, you could try force."

'Break.'

'I KNEW I shouldn't have come in today!'

"Watch out for his being better at boxing than you."