Wing Lover Gifts

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Polluted geese

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Boy rolled into a snowball

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Knight feeding his kids.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Bird Tweet.

Keeping warm.

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Bumble Bee

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Couple melting the snow around them.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

No jay walking.