Wind Lover Gifts

But for most men it is the love of a fresh wind on the face.

"How can you be out of wings?"

Boy rolled into a snowball

A little something aside for a rainy day

Keeping warm.

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

Couple melting the snow around them.

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Gimme the carrot!"

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

Lovers embrace

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Used to it.

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

Welcome to Scotland...

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."

Bassoon practice.

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

Becalmed yachts

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

Fireplace Projector.

"I thought the snow would never start"

'Why is it that it's always your mittens you lose?'

"With rain in nearly every forecast, probably because of global warming, you know what's coming...so officially, we are now News & Sports at Six."