Wind Enthusiasts Gifts

'They've become a lot more popular since we started attaching MPs to the blades.'

Exercise yard: 'It's windy this morning!' (Arrows on uniform all blowing away).

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

But for most men it is the love of a fresh wind on the face.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Desert island wind-turbine.

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

Cow Pilot.

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

"Maybe we'd finish making this if you handled the nose and I did the arms."

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

Snowman directors look at 'Anticipated snow fall this season' chart.

'I'm hoping for a heat wave - I could afford to lose a few pounds.'

What to do if the kids take away your car.

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

Warming hands over soup.

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

"They'd be perfect as fans if there was any wind."

"It's crazy, I keep smelling carrots..."

See U Next Year

Donald Quixote de Mar-a-Lago

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

"Never lose your cool."

Weight watchers