Wind Enthusiast Gifts

"They're playing with food again."

'I said it's very windy isn't it?'

An area of outstanding windiness.

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

That sound? Oh, I bought Harold a breaking wind chime.

Weather.

Wind farm turbine in desert island.

'Look, there go the windfarm protestors.' (Crowd of protestors being blown away)

'A windy day in the summer can cause these armflab updraughts.'

On Ilkley Moor Bartok.

Weather report, "Seems like it's going to be one of those days."

"Well, we needed the rain."

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

But for most men it is the love of a fresh wind on the face.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'By god that man stinks!'

Desert island wind-turbine.

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

I love thunderstorms!

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

Award Winning Photographer

What to do if the kids take away your car.

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

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