Wind Enthusiast Gifts

"They're playing with food again."

'I said it's very windy isn't it?'

An area of outstanding windiness.

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

Weather.

Wind farm turbine in desert island.

'Look, there go the windfarm protestors.' (Crowd of protestors being blown away)

'A windy day in the summer can cause these armflab updraughts.'

On Ilkley Moor Bartok.

Weather report, "Seems like it's going to be one of those days."

"Well, we needed the rain."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

But for most men it is the love of a fresh wind on the face.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'By god that man stinks!'

Desert island wind-turbine.

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

I love thunderstorms!

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

Award Winning Photographer

What to do if the kids take away your car.

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

Sousaphone Player

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

"They'd be perfect as fans if there was any wind."

Donald Quixote de Mar-a-Lago

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

'They've become a lot more popular since we started attaching MPs to the blades.'